I've been thinking about getting a cat. I've lived with cats my whole adult life, but I haven't shared my life with one for more than a year. The *thought* of having a cat is messy, noisy, inconvenient, and expensive.... but somewhere in the far reaches of my mind I remember the feeling...
I love this first quote:
If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr. ~Barbara L. Diamond Here are some more:
If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~Nan Porter
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~Mark Twain
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ~Doug Larson
There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~Ellen Perry Berkeley
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ~Paula Poundstone
Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. ~Helen Powers
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~Bill Dana
If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~Jean Asper McIntosh
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. ~Jean Burden
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. ~Carl van Vechten
A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather. ~Judith Merkle Riley
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. ~Edgar Allan Poe
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~Mary Bly
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~Monica Edwards
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
Kittens can happen to anyone. ~Paul Gallico
The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. ~Colette
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. ~Jean Burden
I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. ~Debbie Peterson
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. ~Stephen Baker
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. ~Stephen Baker
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. ~Mark Twain
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. ~Hazel Nicholson
Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette
Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely? ~Karen Brademeyer
A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. ~Henry David Thoreau
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ~Alfred North Whitehead
Some people own cats and go on to lead normal lives. ~Author Unknown
If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. ~Arthur Weigall
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~Jeff Valdez
If only cats grew into kittens. ~R. Stern
